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New Game Designed Around Jack Thompson's "Modest Proposal"

Last year's so-called "modest proposal" by Jack Thompson sparked a firestorm of controversy that culminated in the Miami attorney filing a complaint against Penny Arcade with the Seattle Field Office of the F.B.I. (that complaint went into the circular file, by the way).

Now comes an entirely new PC game based on the Modest Propospal fiasco. Published by a team calling itself Thompsonsoft (we're pretty sure Jack isn't involved), the game is I'm O.K. - A Murder Simulator.

"I'm O.K." features SNES-style graphics and gameplay. There's even a judge who looks a little like Mario.

So who are the designers? The website says, "Consisting of 3 alcoholics and a foreign exchange student, Thompsonsoft is a new game company formed around the singular idea that Jack Thompson is the most brilliant game designer in the universe... Our first title, "I'm OK", is based on Jack's masterful design from "A Modest Video Game Proposal" and it's a murder simulator so cruel, so bloodthirsty, so horrifyingly violent that it makes Grand Theft Auto seem like Sunday Funday."

"How does one explain why, in a world overflowing with disease, war, and other horrifying realities, a man would spend 18 years crusading against video games? Easy. You say that it's the most extensive, ingenious marketing campaign for a video game in the history of MAN.
"

Features of "I'm O.K." include: 7 unique weapons including uzis, shotguns, rocket launchers, and a baseball bat and something called the Realistic Urine Engine (R.U.E.).

It's all tongue-in-cheek of course. Thompson's reaction will be interesting, since the game closely follows the design he laid down in his Modest Proposal. Can he complain about his own script?

Probably.

UPDATE: Read the full text of Jack Thompson's Modest Proposal in MS Word format.

UPDATE, II: Jack posted his thoughts about the game here in GP's comments section.

UPDATE, III: "I'm O.K." is now officially an international sensation, being reported on a Swedish game site.

UPDATE, IV: It seems that the Thompsonsoft site listed above is now down, with a mention that some pressure may have been applied to the hosting company.




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I just realized
[info]blitzfitness
2006-02-05 01:25 pm UTC (link)
This game made 2 key mistakes that are unforgivable. Their avatar of you has you smiling and the head isn't big enough. Talk about avoiding reality.

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Re: I just realized - [info]nightwng2000, 2006-02-05 03:25 pm UTC
Re: Jack Thompson's first response...
[info]ianc14
2006-02-05 01:44 pm UTC (link)
2. Still waiting to hear from Paul Eibeler as to HIS favorite charity for the donation. Penny Arcade's nit wits can't read, obviously.

Anyone contact PA about this insult?

So much for Mr. McCauley's "journalistic ethics," which is, of course, an oxymoron in the video game enthusiast press, such as this site.

Insukt the person who runs this site and lets you post on here. Nice. And stop bringing up this Oxymoron whenever you talk about game sites/fans.

Finally, the attorneys for these idiots will be contacted.
Hope they just laugh you off

More importantly, if Dennis McCauley were really a news person, he would report the murderous rampage by Jacob Robida that stretched from New Bedford, Mass., to Arkansas over the last three days. Cop-killing games have been identified by the Mayor of New Bedford.

snore.... What "cop killing" games eh?

Now, kiddies, brace yourselves for this one.
Yep us "kiddies" (20 years old here Jack) better brace ourselves for more crap spewed by you.

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Re: Jack Thompson's first response... - [info]traiklin, 2006-02-05 03:52 pm UTC
Re: Jack Thompson's first response... - [info]pyrrhus9588, 2006-02-05 04:18 pm UTC
Re: Jack Thompson's first response... - [info]ianc14, 2006-02-05 04:18 pm UTC

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Re: Jack Thompson's first response... - [info]kilika_stryfe, 2006-02-05 06:47 pm UTC
It's all about the E-Penis. - [info]jaimas, 2006-02-05 08:41 pm UTC
Re: It's all about the E-Penis. - [info]ianc14, 2006-02-05 08:52 pm UTC
Re: Jack Thompson's first response... - [info]ianc14, 2006-02-05 07:40 pm UTC
He won't. - [info]jaimas, 2006-02-05 08:10 pm UTC
Re: Jack Thompson's first response... - [info]mcfly0612, 2006-02-05 07:48 pm UTC
All right, listen up. I'm only going to say this one more time before I open up a can on ye. - [info]jaimas, 2006-02-05 08:40 pm UTC
Nifty comeback. - [info]the_new_l, 2006-02-06 04:23 am UTC
Re: All right, listen up. I'm only going to say this one more time before I open up a can on ye. - [info]digital_panther, 2006-02-06 06:49 am UTC
Expert - [info]sir_bissel, 2006-02-06 07:32 am UTC
Wounderful Irony - [info]kharne83, 2006-02-05 09:04 pm UTC
Re: Wounderful Irony - [info]1steelcobra, 2006-02-10 06:57 am UTC
Re: Jack Thompson's first response... - [info]malletman, 2006-02-05 11:44 pm UTC
Re: Jack Thompson's first response... - [info]psyco_chick32, 2006-02-06 12:39 am UTC
Re: Jack Thompson's first response... - [info]jesusnl, 2006-02-06 02:27 pm UTC
Re: Jack Thompson's first response... - [info]hhog, 2006-02-06 06:21 pm UTC
Re: Jack Thompson's first response... - [info]xilentshadow900, 2006-02-07 10:12 pm UTC
Re: Jack Thompson's first response... - [info]kabooomfield, 2006-02-16 10:08 am UTC
Re: Jack Thompson's first response...
[info]pixelante_ninja
2006-02-05 01:44 pm UTC (link)
and you say that we can't understand satire?

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Re: Jack Thompson's first response...
[info]pixelante_ninja
2006-02-05 01:47 pm UTC (link)
btw it's 8:00 in the morning on a sunday, shouldn't you be doing something else?

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Re: Jack Thompson's first response... - [info]ianc14, 2006-02-05 03:49 pm UTC
Re: Jack Thompson's first response...
[info]fedule
2006-02-05 01:55 pm UTC (link)
I should very much like to see a link to this statement by the Mayor of New Bedford. Can anyone (let alone Jack) find one?

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Re: Jack Thompson's first response... - [info]blitzfitness, 2006-02-05 03:43 pm UTC
Re: Jack Thompson's first response... - [info]ianc14, 2006-02-05 03:55 pm UTC
Re: Jack Thompson's first response... - [info]fedule, 2006-02-05 06:14 pm UTC
Re: Jack Thompson's first response... - [info]psyco_chick32, 2006-02-06 12:41 am UTC
Re: Jack Thompson's first response... - [info]rebka_03, 2006-02-06 04:21 pm UTC

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Re: Jack Thompson's first response... - [info]mrpat___, 2006-02-05 06:44 pm UTC
Re: Jack Thompson's first response... - [info]kildorn, 2006-02-05 06:47 pm UTC
Re: Jack Thompson's first response... - [info]nightwng2000, 2006-02-05 09:36 pm UTC
Re: Jack Thompson's first response... - [info]sprngpilot, 2006-02-05 06:55 pm UTC
Re: Jack Thompson's first response... - [info]fedule, 2006-02-05 06:58 pm UTC
Re: Jack Thompson's first response... - [info]brainswarm, 2006-02-05 08:46 pm UTC
Re: Jack Thompson's first response... - [info]shatterjack, 2006-02-05 07:21 pm UTC
Re: Jack Thompson's first response... - [info]ianc14, 2006-02-05 07:41 pm UTC
Re: Jack Thompson's first response... - [info]pyrrhus9588, 2006-02-05 09:17 pm UTC
Re: Jack Thompson's first response... - [info]samsoneffect, 2006-02-05 09:38 pm UTC
Combat - [info]kharne83, 2006-02-05 09:02 pm UTC
Re: Jack Thompson's first response... - [info]samsoneffect, 2006-02-05 09:41 pm UTC
Re: Jack Thompson's first response... - [info]blitzfitness, 2006-02-05 10:17 pm UTC
Re: Jack Thompson's first response... - [info]markstandridge, 2006-02-05 10:24 pm UTC
The one relevant link Google returns... - [info]tweek_20k, 2006-02-05 11:18 pm UTC
Re: Jack Thompson's first response... - [info]swinemerchant, 2006-02-06 04:52 am UTC
Re: Jack Thompson's first response... - [info]automancer, 2006-02-06 05:35 am UTC
Re: Jack Thompson's first response... - [info]vharshyde, 2006-02-06 03:28 pm UTC
Re: Jack Thompson's first response... - [info]pixelante_phil, 2006-02-14 09:24 pm UTC
Re: Jack Thompson's first response... - [info]shihtzu, 2006-02-06 12:04 am UTC
Re: Jack Thompson's first response...
[info]pyrrhus9588
2006-02-05 01:55 pm UTC (link)
1. The creation of this "game" does not meet the terms and conditions of the Modest Proposal. Not even close; thus, no cigar.

Could you elaborate on that point?

4. Finally, the attorneys for these idiots will be contacted.

*You* are the person that came up with the game's concept, Jack. Remember that.

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Re: Jack Thompson's first response... - [info]pixelante_ninja, 2006-02-05 02:08 pm UTC
Re: Jack Thompson's first response... - [info]konrad_arflane, 2006-02-06 05:48 pm UTC
Re: Jack Thompson's first response... - [info]pixelante_phil, 2006-02-14 09:38 pm UTC
Re: Jack Thompson's first response...
[info]quad9damage
2006-02-05 02:08 pm UTC (link)
1. The creation of this "game" does not meet the terms and conditions of the Modest Proposal. Not even close; thus, no cigar.

What a shock!

By the way, $10,000 won't cover the cost of a commercial game. Better set your sights a little higher like, say, in the millions.

3. Fascinating, further, that Dennis McCauley, who is the freelance "columnist" who runs this site can't use his phone to call me at 305-666-4366 to interview me about my take on this. Any real journalist, despite his animus, would have done just that. So much for Mr. McCauley's "journalistic ethics," which is, of course, an oxymoron in the video game enthusiast press, such as this site.

Bla bla. Bluh bluh bluh. Can I call you, though!?

Just keep pushing, Jack. Three bans in a row would be really cute.

4. Finally, the attorneys for these idiots will be contacted.

Why!? What did they do? In no way, shape or form did they break any law here. And parody is covered under the First Amendment. You can't do anything about this, deal with it.

More importantly, if Dennis McCauley were really a news person, he would report the murderous rampage by Jacob Robida that stretched from New Bedford, Mass., to Arkansas over the last three days. Cop-killing games have been identified by the Mayor of New Bedford.

Well, I can't speak for Dennis- but in my opinion, a story like that doesn't have much to do with game politics (hence the name) as much as typical bad news.

Now, kiddies, brace yourselves for this one. Jack Thompson

Oh, I'll be ready. In fact, I've been bracing myself for a while now. And I'm starting to get a bit impatient.

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Re: Jack Thompson's first response... - [info]pixelante_ninja, 2006-02-05 02:13 pm UTC
Re: Jack Thompson's first response... - [info]quad9damage, 2006-02-05 02:17 pm UTC
Re: Jack Thompson's first response... - [info]sqlrob, 2006-02-06 03:25 am UTC
Re: Jack Thompson's first response...
[info]keddren
2006-02-05 02:09 pm UTC (link)
Gay bar attacker Jacob Robida's bedroom was decorated with "homemade posters slurring gays, African-Americans, and Jews; neo-Nazi literature and skinhead paraphernalia; a makeshift coffin; and an empty knife sheath." [Quote from The Boston Globe]

But...but it's those damn video games that are the real culprit, right?

Right?

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Re: Jack Thompson's first response... - [info]pixelante_ninja, 2006-02-05 02:14 pm UTC
Re: Jack Thompson's first response... - [info]ianc14, 2006-02-05 02:14 pm UTC
Re: Jack Thompson's first response... - [info]keddren, 2006-02-05 02:25 pm UTC
Re: Jack Thompson's first response...
[info]illspirit
2006-02-05 02:20 pm UTC (link)
3. Fascinating, further, that Dennis McCauley, who is the freelance "columnist" who runs this site can't use his phone to call me at 305-666-4366 to interview me about my take on this.

Since when does one have to call you before any and every story posted? You know, being a news blog on the internest and all, he can always call you later and post a follow-up story with your feedback.


the murderous rampage by Jacob Robida that stretched from New Bedford, Mass., to Arkansas over the last three days. Cop-killing games have been identified by the Mayor of New Bedford.

Yea, pay no mind to the fact he was a bloddy Neo-Nazi, it simply must have been a video game. It's not like Nazi ideology could ever inspire violence. Oh, wait, it kind of started a war that killed millions, now, didn't it?


Still waiting for your response here, sir. Or are you just scared to admit you owe your fifteen minutes of fame to me?

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Re: Jack Thompson's first response... - [info]ianc14, 2006-02-05 02:22 pm UTC
Re: Jack Thompson's first response... - [info]keddren, 2006-02-05 02:30 pm UTC
Andrew Eisen's first reply to Jack Thompson's first response...
[info]andrew_eisen
2006-02-05 02:59 pm UTC (link)
1. I'll write a check for $10,000 to the favorite charity of...Paul Eibeler...if any video game company will create, manufacture, distribute, and sell a video game in 2006 like the following:

Video game company – Thompsonsoft (I know you won’t consider it a true company though)
Created by Thompsonsoft – check
Manufactured by Thompsonsoft – there’s no physical disc, box or manual to manufacture
Distributed by Thompsonsoft – online
Sold by Thompsonsoft – available for free
2006 – check
Like your proposal – I haven’t played it yet but it sounds pretty close to me.

I know it doesn’t meet your malleable requirements but then again, nothing will.

2. Now this is pretty lame, even for you. “Eibeler hasn’t named his favorite charity so the whole thing’s void.” Give me a break. Write him and ask. I know you have his email address; you spam it with your press releases all the time.

3. I love how you repeatedly attempt to use words like “journalist”, “columnist”, and “freelance” in a desperate bid to insult McCauley. Like many words you employ (scofflaw, sociopath, self-immolation), they just don’t work the way you want them to.

4. What makes you think they even have attorneys? Are you going to try to sue them for making fun of you or making no profit off of your unsolicited game idea?

In regards to Jacob Robida, I’m sure McCauley was tracking this story even before I emailed him about it some time ago. I’ve been following it too. So far as I can find, there has been no mention of games. If you have a link, feel free to share it.


Andrew Eisen

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Re: Andrew Eisen's first reply to Jack Thompson's first response... - [info]nightwng2000, 2006-02-05 03:44 pm UTC
Hey, Jack...
[info]gamepolitics
2006-02-05 02:59 pm UTC (link)
I don't believe the creators care about the $10K. Seems like a parody based on your idea for a violent game. And a pretty well-done game, at that.

Second, the story did not require your comments - which generally are not forthcoming anyway.

Why would you contact their attorneys? They built, word for word, the game design that YOU challenged developers to create. Right down to urinating "onto the severed brain stems of the Eibel family victims" as you - a grown man, an attorney, a professed Christian and an anti-game violence activits - wrote in your Modest Proposal.

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Re: Hey, Jack... - [info]andrew_eisen, 2006-02-05 03:11 pm UTC
Re: Hey, Jack... - [info]gamepolitics, 2006-02-05 03:18 pm UTC
Re: Hey, Jack... - [info]pyrrhus9588, 2006-02-05 03:47 pm UTC
Re: Hey, Jack... - [info]markusdragon, 2006-02-05 03:52 pm UTC
Re: Hey, Jack... - [info]zhai, 2006-02-05 04:04 pm UTC
Re: Hey, Jack... - [info]markusdragon, 2006-02-05 04:16 pm UTC
Re: Hey, Jack... - [info]pyrrhus9588, 2006-02-05 04:29 pm UTC
Re: Hey, Jack... - [info]tweek_20k, 2006-02-05 06:16 pm UTC
Re: Hey, Dennis (response pt 1). - [info]nightwng2000, 2006-02-05 05:29 pm UTC
Re: Hey, Dennis (pt 2) - [info]nightwng2000, 2006-02-05 05:31 pm UTC
Re: Hey, Dennis (pt 3, last) - [info]nightwng2000, 2006-02-05 05:33 pm UTC
Re: Hey, Dennis (pt 3, last) - [info]1steelcobra, 2006-02-10 07:40 am UTC
Re: Hey, Dennis (pt 3, last) - [info]nightwng2000, 2006-02-10 06:00 pm UTC
Re: Hey, Dennis (pt 3, last) - [info]1steelcobra, 2006-02-11 06:19 am UTC
Re: Jack Thompson's first response...
[info]skemodan
2006-02-05 03:14 pm UTC (link)
nnnn...nnnnnn....nnnnNNNYA! ::my head a splode::

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Lady's and Gentleman
[info]blitzfitness
2006-02-05 03:49 pm UTC (link)
I've been involved in sports for a long time, and one of the 'rules' I've grown accustomed to is never calling a person by their nickname until they've earned it.

'Jack' Thompson has not earned our respect it appears. Just as Terrell Owens doesn't deserve the moniker 'T.O.' for his bad behavior, Mr. Thompson should not be referred to as 'Jack', but instead should be called by his birth name of John Bruce Thompson. He obviously enjoys the employ of his nickname, therefore we shouldn't please him by referring to him with it.

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cop-killer?
[info]jabrwock
2006-02-05 04:09 pm UTC (link)
Jacob Robida that stretched from New Bedford, Mass., to Arkansas over the last three days. Cop-killing games have been identified by the Mayor of New Bedford.

Amazing, I had no idea cop-killing games programmed you to attack homosexuals with a hatchet...

Oh wait, first he played some random "slaughter the gays" game, THEN he played 25 to Life, right?

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Re: cop-killer? - [info]pyrrhus9588, 2006-02-05 04:13 pm UTC
Re: Jack Thompson's first response...
[info]beardoggx
2006-02-05 05:06 pm UTC (link)
1) Actually, it does. Time to pay the Piper.

2) You spam his e-mail address enough. Go ask him, if you have the testicular fortitude(a phrase you stole from Mick Foley, I might add) to do so. Call him up, I'm sure you have his number on speed-dial.

3) Journalistic ethics? With the NY Post, NY Times, CNN, Fox News, Inside Edition, National Examiner, National Enquirer, etc., I didn't think that ethics still existed in journalism. Does Phil Mushnick(who never was a real journalist, and lives the oxymoron) call Vince McMahon whenever he attacks Vince in the New York Post? I didn't think so.

Oh, and Robida died in a Missouri hospital this morning, so we'll never know what possessed him to hack up a gay bar in Mass. and run to Arkansas, where two bullets in the head by the police ended his life on the run.

And John Boy, you have ZERO proof that games cause anything. Robida was a bonafide racist, and ironically:

Robida is a graduate of New Bedford's junior police academy, a program intended to build social skills, self-esteem and self-confidence in children 12 to 14, police said.

So it would appear that the police trained Robida to be a killer, not any games.

The truth hurts, doesn't it, John Boy?

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Re: Jack Thompson's first response...
[info]jerico6
2006-02-05 05:07 pm UTC (link)
Jack Thompson's first response...
Fascinating, in a number of regards:

1. The creation of this "game" does not meet the terms and conditions of the Modest Proposal. Not even close; thus, no cigar.


Sorry, but I don't smoke. Anyway, isn't this game more violent than Postal 2 and Grand Theft Auto combined? Doesn't that meet the requirements?

2. Still waiting to hear from Paul Eibeler as to HIS favorite charity for the donation.

I think his favorite charity is the National Human Fund.

Penny Arcade's nit wits can't read, obviously.

NOPE! Can't read! I can't read my favorite Truman Capote and William S. Burroughs Books. Those books are awesome.

3. Fascinating, further, that Dennis McCauley, who is the freelance "columnist" who runs this site can't use his phone to call me at 305-666-4366 to interview me about my take on this.

If you want Dennis to interview you so badly, why don't email him and ask him?

Any real journalist, despite his animus, would have done just that.

Hey Dennis. Are you a freelance Journalist?

So much for Mr. McCauley's "journalistic ethics," which is, of course, an oxymoron in the video game enthusiast press, such as this site.

You just LOVE using the word "oxymoron" do you? Do you even know what the word means?

4. Finally, the attorneys for these idiots will be contacted.

Is it possible, just for once, to call these people by they're biological names?

More importantly, if Dennis McCauley were really a news person, he would report the murderous rampage by Jacob Robida that stretched from New Bedford, Mass., to Arkansas over the last three days.

Uh, why? What does that have to do with Video games?

Cop-killing games have been identified by the Mayor of New Bedford.

Maybe the mayor of Bedford may want to visit Bedrock! Seriously, what does mayor of Bedford know about video games?

Now, kiddies, brace yourselves for this one. Jack Thompson

I love it when you insult my intelligence, Mr. Thompson. Do it more, more, MORE!!

Okay, let me ask you this:

If I were to watch a movie that were more violant than any video game in the word, would the "Violent media made me do it" argument still apply?

If video games never existed in the first place, would you still be working as a lawyer? Would you be going after books, radio, and movies?

If video games are dangerous, than how come crime is at an all time low?

To check with what is more in check with your world, what's more dangerous to children: Postal 2 or Sin City?

Why is your hair white?



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Re: Jack Thompson's first response... - [info]godsbastardkid, 2006-02-07 12:35 am UTC
Re: Jack Thompson's first response...
[info]markstandridge
2006-02-05 05:11 pm UTC (link)
More importantly, if Dennis McCauley were really a news person, he would report the murderous rampage by Jacob Robida that stretched from New Bedford, Mass., to Arkansas over the last three days. Cop-killing games have been identified by the Mayor of New Bedford.

That's funny...

Yahoo! News writes:

Robida, a high school dropout who friends said glorified Naziism, was shot twice in the head in a shootout with police Saturday after he killed a Gassville police officer and a woman in his car, authorities said.

Two days earlier, he allegedly went on a rampage at the Puzzles Lounge in New Bedford, Mass., that injured three men, one critically. Police labeled that attack a hate crime.

* * *

Before Robida's death, Massachusetts police had said he would be charged with attempted murder, assault and civil rights violations in the attack. In Arkansas, killing a police officer is punishable by death.

Robida's friends said he had, at times, glorified Nazism and bore a swastika tattoo, but had not previously expressed prejudice toward homosexuals.

Rep. Barney Frank...the openly gay congressman whose district includes New Bedford, said the community has a history of tolerance.

"This is not some general problem with the people of New Bedford," Frank said. "This is one disturbed 18-year-old."

* * * * * * * * * *

Now, I see that the shooter here glorified Nazism and that his brutal attack was properly labeled a "hate crime"...but I note a curious lack of any mention of video games. Hmmmm...and it doesn't look like CNN or even your Republican buddies at the Faux News Channel make mention of games, either. I guess these aren't "real news persons" either, are they, Laddy Jack?

-MDS

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Re: Another news agency does not mention games either - [info]beardoggx, 2006-02-05 05:20 pm UTC
Re: Jack Thompson's first response...
[info]vaminion
2006-02-05 05:41 pm UTC (link)
I've always wanted to post this.

Cry more, newb.

-P

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Re: Jack Thompson's first response... - [info]keddren, 2006-02-05 06:48 pm UTC
Re: Jack Thompson's first response...
[info]spock_walk
2006-02-05 05:53 pm UTC (link)
Jack Thompson's first response...

What?! You mean you're going to respond to it again?! Please, sir, I implore you to reconsider!

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Re: Jack Thompson's first response... - [info]ianc14, 2006-02-05 06:05 pm UTC
Re: Jack Thompson's first response...
[info]samsoneffect
2006-02-05 06:03 pm UTC (link)
Here's the crux of the Modest Video game proposal, the important stuff like the terms Mr. Thompson stated must be fulfilled, I trimmed it down a bit to not make it ungodly long, see how well I do:

The video game industry says Sticks and stones can break my bones, but games can never hurt me. Fine. I have a modest proposal for the video game industry. I'll write a check for $10,000 to the favorite charity of ... Paul Eibeler...if any video game company will create, manufacture, distribute, and sell a video game in 2006 like the following:

So we need a game that must be created, manufactured, distributed, and sold in 2006 by a video game company. The things I think Jack is hung up on here are 'manufactured,' since there's nothing actually being manufactured, and sold, since it's available for free. Maybe the video game company, too, BUT, Mr. Thompson does not specify that it has to me a major game developer like Square, Capcom, Rockstar, or Konami.

Osaki Kim is the father of a high school boy beaten to death with a baseball bat by a 14-year-old gamer. The killer obsessively played a violent video game in which one of the favored ways of killing is with a bat. The opening scene, before the interactive game play begins, is the Los Angeles courtroom in which the killer is sentenced "only" to life in prison after the judge and the jury have heard experts explain the connection between the game and the murder.

Well, we have our protagonist, Osaki Kim. He has a 14-year-old son who was murdered by baseball bat. Killer sentenced to life in prison, rather than execution, in an LA courtroom. Thompsonsoft are perfect on that front.

Osaki Kim (O.K.) exits the courtroom swearing revenge upon the video game industry whom he is convinced contributed to his son's murder. "Vengeance is mine, I will repay" he says. And boy, is O.K. not kidding.

Okay, so maybe the guys flubbed a line by, you know, actually having the line make sense, like, 'Vengeance will be mine.' Perhaps I'll let them know.

O.K. is provided in his virtual reality playpen a panoply of weapons: machetes, Uzis, revolvers, shotguns, sniper rifles, Molotov cocktails, you name it. Even baseball bats. Especially baseball bats.

Machetes, Uzis, revolvers, Shotguns, Molotovs, and a baseball bat are all standard selectable weapons, Bat and Revolver being the standards. Or was it an automatic...maybe that's another thing you're up about. Sniper rifle is used in a bonus stage, so that's covered too.

O.K. first hops a plane from LAX to New York to reach the Long Island home of the CEO of the company (Take This) that made the murder simulator on which his son's killer trained. O.K. gets "justice" by taking out this female CEO, whose name is Paula Eibel, along with her husband and kids. "An eye for an eye," says O.K., as he urinates onto the severed brain stems of the Eibel family victims, just as you do on the decapitated cops in the real video game Postal2.

I don't remember if it makes mention of the company name Take This, but we do have Paula Eibel, the specified quote from you, and aa husband and kids. You never specified a number so they went with the standard two kids. Then urinating on brain stems, and all other parts of the brain (You never specified ONLY brain stems, Mr. Thompson). Almost letter perfect there, too.

O.K. then works his way, methodically back to LA by car, but on his way makes a stop at the Philadelphia law firm of Blank, Stare and goes floor by floor to wipe out the lawyers who protect Take This in its wrongful death law suits. "So sue me" O.K. spits, with singer Jackson Brown's 1980's hit Lawyers in Love blaring.

Alright, we have Blank, Stare, and O.K. wiping out lawyers by the barrelful, and I didn't get far enough to find the "So sue me" line. The thing with Jackson Brown is, a) Jackson Brown is not a recording artist, Jackson Browne, however, is. The former never recorded such a song, and they would have to pay the latter royalties to use the song, unless they made a chiptune-style arrangement of it, that might be okay.

To be continued.

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Re: Jack Thompson's first response...
[info]samsoneffect
2006-02-05 06:05 pm UTC (link)
Continued from previous, because it was too long:

With the FBI now after him, O.K. keeps moving westward, shooting up high-tech video arcades called GameWerks. "Game over," O.K. laughs.

Not much to fulfill here, but I bet they did. Someone mind confirming?

Of course, O.K. makes the obligatory runs to virtual versions of brick and mortar retailers Best Buy, Circuit City, Target, and Wal-Mart to steal supplies and bludgeon store managers and cash register clerks. "You should have checked kids' IDs!"

Maybe that's a problem: The one I got to was Beast Buy, since we don't want to use real names for fear of copyright suits.

O.K. pushes on to Los Angeles. He must get there by May 10, 2006. That is the beginning of "E3"...the Super Bowl of the video game industry. O.K. must get to E3 to massacre all the video game industry execs with one final, monstrously delicious rampage.

Bloodbath at E3 on said date was fulfilled as I heard, that's all you really specified.

How about it, video game industry? I've got the check and you've got the tech. It's all a fantasy, right? No harm can come from such a game, right? Go ahead, video game moguls. Target yourselves as you target others. I dare you.

Well, second attempt apparently didn't fly. Maybe third time lucky? Who knows, but at least we're trying to make you put your money where your mouth is.

2) So go ask him what charity he wants. Hell, I'll ask him for you! No, really, I'm serious, then I'll send you a nice, civil email with the info.

3) Seriously, John, you gotta stop spraying your phone number all over the internet, you're just asking for prank calls up the wazoo. Email Dennis the number, don't post it here; it'll save you a lot of grief. Or maybe he's long distance, and can't afford a long, extended call to Florida? Maybe, who knows.

4) You told the video gaming community that you WANTED this game made, and I do believe that a parody is protected constitutionally. Being Canadian, I'm not as up on the US Charter of Rights and Freedoms as some other readers, mind you, but you get the idea.

Also saw nothing in the press releases about violent video games tied to that murder. It's mostly Nazi-fascination and general hatred in a disturbed young man, not a kid that had a game mess up his mush.

And please stop calling us kiddies. I myself am 20, and I'm probably one of the youngest people that post here.

Apologies for my painfully long tirade, I had to quote him and keep it as close to the original as possible.

Hooah! Because I can talk like a jarhead too. E

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Re: Jack Thompson's first response... - [info]slayemin, 2006-02-06 08:31 am UTC
Re: Jack Thompson's first response... - [info]samsoneffect, 2006-02-06 09:31 pm UTC
Re: Jack Thompson's first response... - [info]1steelcobra, 2006-02-10 07:54 am UTC
Re: Jack Thompson's first response... - [info]malonscronie, 2006-02-06 10:43 pm UTC
Re: Jack Thompson's first response...
[info]geedeck
2006-02-05 06:05 pm UTC (link)
I just like that you consider yourself an sane, mature, adult when you start out of nowhere going on about "Penny Arcade's nit wits".

Your constant tone of language sounds like you forgot to be 5 years and just remembered to get it all out now as an adult.

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Re: Jack Thompson's first response...
[info]enmitywithin
2006-02-05 06:27 pm UTC (link)
well jack, does this "murderous rampage"
A) have anything to do with videogames(not including yours or any other person's commentary)
B) Matter to the owner of the site?

If neither can be answered with "yes" then Dennis has no reason to post that. This is GAMEpolitics.

and I'm curious jack, how do you know this game comes no where close to what you wanted? have you even played it? oh wait, I forgot, you can't because it's a "violent videogame"

remember jacky, thinking before speaking will save you from many an insult.

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Re: Jack Thompson's first response...
[info]cowboybeboper42
2006-02-05 06:37 pm UTC (link)
You suck, Jack. :)

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So, lemme get this straight... - [info]tweek_20k, 2006-02-05 06:37 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]xiiiwulf, 2006-02-05 06:39 pm UTC
Re: Jack Thompson's first response... - [info]pixelantesanon, 2006-02-05 07:25 pm UTC
Wait, is this even Thompson in the first place? - [info]xiiiwulf, 2006-02-05 07:29 pm UTC
Re: Wait, is this even Thompson in the first place? - [info]ianc14, 2006-02-05 07:32 pm UTC
Re: Wait, is this even Thompson in the first place? - [info]xiiiwulf, 2006-02-05 09:32 pm UTC
Re: Wait, is this even Thompson in the first place? - [info]ianc14, 2006-02-05 10:08 pm UTC
Re: Wait, is this even Thompson in the first place? - [info]xiiiwulf, 2006-02-05 10:40 pm UTC
Re: Wait, is this even Thompson in the first place? - [info]baldynomad, 2006-02-06 04:53 am UTC
Re: Wait, is this even Thompson in the first place? - [info]xiiiwulf, 2006-02-06 06:38 am UTC
Re: Jack Thompson's first response... - [info]chenry, 2006-02-05 07:56 pm UTC
Re: Jack Thompson's first response... - [info]startropics, 2006-02-05 08:00 pm UTC
Hilarious - [info]timed95, 2006-02-05 08:36 pm UTC
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Wait a second.......... - [info]linkz10, 2006-02-08 09:15 pm UTC
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